THE END IS NEAR: Zombies and Bath Salts and Now More Zombies?… Oh. My It’s the Zombie Apocalypse!

By now we all have heard about the bizarre attack that happened in Miami, Florida where naked homeless man 31 year-old Rudy Eugene was nude as was ripping and munching on the face of a one Ronald Poppo, and has been described by witnesses as being in a zombie-like state as he gnawed on his victim before being shot to death by police officers.

Larry Vega, a Miami resident that happened to spot the attack told reporters that Eugene was “holding the guy down as he ripped in his skin, his neck with his teeth. The guy couldn’t really move.” Vega was riding his bicycle off the MacArthur Causeway between Miami and Miami Beach when he saw the attack occurring on the bridge's off-ramp. When he spotted a police cruiser driving along, he flagged it down and brought the cops' attention. The police officers approached the bloody scene and repeatedly told Eugene to stop and back away from Poppo. Vega described Eugene's reaction to the police by standing up with a piece of flesh hanging from his mouth as he growled. After failing to respond of officers’ demands he was shot dead.

Ronald Poppo is in critical condition after police say 75 percent of his face was devoured.

The incident was blamed on the use of bath salt. Yes, those bath salts. The ones that you would use to soften your skin while in the bath that are now banned by the government because some bright retard thought that it would a fantastic idea to snort them.

If that is the case for the Miami attack, then what is, then, the reason for “zombie attack” number 2? Not in Miami but in Harford County, Md?

ABC News and Associated Press are reporting that 21 year-old Alexander Kinyua of Harford County, Md., has been arrested for first degree murder after he supposedly killed and ate his roomate’s heart and brain.

Kinyua first became a suspect when his brother found what he thought were human remains in the basement of the family’s Joppatowne home. When the brother confronted Kinyua, he told him they were animal remains. However, when the brother told the father about the grisly find, he [The Father] searched the basement only to find that the remains were gone.

Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie (37), roommate to Kinyua, was reported missing Friday. Investigators have said that Agyei-Kodie left the house for a run but never returned. Harford County Sherriff Jesse Bane have stated that a head and hands were recovered on the main floor of the home. Harford County Sheriff’s Department spokeswoman Monica Worrell said deputies also found more body parts at a nearby dumpster. Although Detectives have yet to positively identified the body. Police say they have a strong suspicion it’s the missing man. On a somewhat related note, Kinyua, a former Morgan State University student, had last month beaten a man with a baseball bat. Fracturing the man’s skull and causing him loose an eye in the process. Kinyua was released on a $220,000 bond the following day.

Nice.

Now, it has been a long running joke about zombies and the coming of a “zombie apocalypse” but really? how true can something like that can be? While the dead rising to eat us is rather implausible what about the likes of a weird disease that would mimic it? Something along the lines of “28 Days Later”? Famed director, Tobe Hooper (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) has also broached the subject with his recent book “Midnight Movie” where people -while not actually zombies- take on zombie like patterns. Attacking and eating people and those attacked -and not killed- get infected by something who then go out and attack others themselves.

With worries like the Bird Flu or last year’s Swine Flu raging through the world causing havoc then why can’t something along these lines be plausible. And it doesn’t have to be a natural phenomena. Why -like in “28 Days“- can’t it be manmade? The government is always on alert for terrorists and chemical and biological attacks. Another movie comes to mind with that thought process. “Quarantine” (2008) -a remake of the Spanish film “REC” but takes a different approach when it comes to the creation of “zombies”- delves into the subject that fundamentalist retards, or doomsday cultists, take a regular disease (Rabies) and transform it something much worse. And lately I have been seeing different reports -and for a few years now- idiots (George Carline, Bill Paxton, Ted Turner just to name a few. I know Carline is already dead but that wasn’t of his choice.) that look upon mankind as a plague on the world, on how we as humans just consume, consume, consume everything and just reproduce and reproduce, giving nothing back to the world. These same people also think that the population should be reduced by more than half. However, these same assholes don’t think that they should be the ones that help out the cause and kill themselves. It’s always the other guy.

Whatever the reason, even if there is a reason for these supposed “zombie” attacks, it is something to think about. There is always some fool that wants to change the world. Unfortunately it is not always for the better.

I’m waiting for the guys with the sandwich boards that read: The End Is Near!

Until Next time…










Click the link below to see CCTV footage of the atack.

http://youtu.be/5ClJrjP1Vn0