Fred Willard Caught Pulling a Pee-Wee

Comedic actor Fred Willard was arrested pulling a Pee-Wee [Herman] both figuratively and literarily while he sat in the porn house (there are still movie theaters that show porn? Who the fuck knew?) the Tiki Theater.

Hollywood Undercover Vice were making a routine looky-loo of the theater when they came across the 72 year-old actor best known for “Everybody Loves Raymond, 1977’s “Fun With Dick and Jane” (ah, the irony) and “This is Spinal Tap” with his pants down and a fist full of his little guy. Not sure which film Willard was partaking in but one of the Triple X titles that is in rotation is called “Step Dad 2”.

Willard was taken into custody and charge with Lewd Conduct (aka Disorderly Conduct) shortly before 9 p.m. LA time. If convicted, Willard, faces fines and possibly a year in jail although that is far from likely. Another well known masturbator, Paul Reubens (Pew Wee Herman), was also caught his pants around his ankles and didn’t serve any time.

Ironically, [Fred] Willard’s legal team is saying since he is (reportedly) going to be in the up coming movie “Yank” that Willard’s so-called Lewdness is part of his method acting style.