Fred Willard Caught Pulling a Pee-Wee

Comedic actor Fred Willard was arrested pulling a Pee-Wee [Herman] both figuratively and literarily while he sat in the porn house (there are still movie theaters that show porn? Who the fuck knew?) the Tiki Theater.

Hollywood Undercover Vice were making a routine looky-loo of the theater when they came across the 72 year-old actor best known for “Everybody Loves Raymond, 1977’s “Fun With Dick and Jane” (ah, the irony) and “This is Spinal Tap” with his pants down and a fist full of his little guy. Not sure which film Willard was partaking in but one of the Triple X titles that is in rotation is called “Step Dad 2”.

Willard was taken into custody and charge with Lewd Conduct (aka Disorderly Conduct) shortly before 9 p.m. LA time. If convicted, Willard, faces fines and possibly a year in jail although that is far from likely. Another well known masturbator, Paul Reubens (Pew Wee Herman), was also caught his pants around his ankles and didn’t serve any time.

Ironically, [Fred] Willard’s legal team is saying since he is (reportedly) going to be in the up coming movie “Yank” that Willard’s so-called Lewdness is part of his method acting style.

Justin Bieber: Looks Like The Bieber Is Getting His Tough Guy On

When I think of the Bieber (in truth I never do unless I hear or see his name, like today) the last thing I’m thinking about is him being anything that resembles a tough guy.

Turns out that the Bieb is out to change that perception.

It looks on Sunday and is being reported that the Bieb assaulted a paparazzo as he (Bieber) and his girlfriend, Selena Gomez were leaving a shopping center in Calabasas, Calif when witnesses say that the Bieb, pissed that he was being photographed, rushed from the van he was getting into and had, shall-we-say: words with the cameraman. According to a press release from the Malibu Sheriff's Office, the photographer reported that the singer "physically battered" him during the confrontation and needed medical attention. The Photog was later released from an area hospital.

Although, witnesses did tell TMZ that that the photographer had trapped the Bieb's car and refused to move it which ultimately caused the altercation and afterwards that the photographer was then approached by a lawyer who happened to be there and advised him that he should call the police and make a report.

The Bieb, however, made his escape before officers arrived on scene.

LA County Sheriffs are investigating the incident and plan on interviewing the teenage singer.

I guess the Bieb has found some balls while hanging out with Rappers and Boxers or is at least trying to appear that way. That, and how sad is that the photog needed medical attention after his run in with the Bieb.

So far there has been no word from the Bieb’s peeps and he (Bieber) took to Twitter -his favorite mouth piece- and told followers the he was "gonna focus on the important stuff. the music."

Hottie Turned Nottie as Former "That 70's Show" Star Arrested

You can’t say it was a slow weekend when it came to Hollywood’s society of train wrecks. Not by a long shot.



This time around former blonde hottie, Lisa Robin Kelly (42) of “That 70’s Show” fame (you remember that sit-com, right? Ashton Kutcher in the pre-Mr. Demi Moore days) was arrested early Saturday on domestic abuse of her live in boyfriend. She claims, however, that it was her that was roughed up and THAT she was the one to call the police. Saying to TMZ that the man she allegedly attacked ran off before the cops arrived and when he later showed up at the LA Sheriff’s station she believes that he scratched himself.

Kelly was released on $50,000 bond and official charges are yet to be filed.

Kelly is best known for her stint on the FOX television show, “That 70’s Show” (1998-2006) portraying promiscuous older sister, Laurie Forman, who liked to turn the screws of discomfort on her younger brother, Eric (Topher Grace). Strangely, Kelly was let go and replaced in the fifth season and since then has really done much in the way of acting.

However, this incident isn’t the first run in with the law. Besides an arrest in 2000, Kelly was charged with DUI in 2010 in North Carolina where she was sentenced to 12 months unsupervised probation and fined.

From the haggard look of her mugshot, I might have to add Kelly to my 2012 DEADPOOL, especially after being burned by the death of Whitney. And I say that even with the Connecticut native saying, “I am clean and sober and I have made a lot of progress.”



Only time will tell.

No Love for Bobby Brown as he is Arrested for DUI... Again

Nice to see that Bobby Brown is right side up when it comes to train wrecks and that he is still a fantastic roll model for his daughter, Bobbi Kristina.

 

Brown was pulled over for talking on his cellphone (what a stupid charge, but Cali is hurting for money) and subsequently taken into custody on Monday afternoon for DUI in Encino, California when Highway Patrol smelled alcohol on him.

Close friends to Brown have stated that he has been having a hard time dealing with the death of his ex-wife, Whitney Houston, in case you have been living under a rock, who died from drowning and cocaine addiction. This isn’t the first time Brown has found himself on the receiving end of metal bracelets. Brown was arrested in 1996 for DUI and spent five days locked up for it. He also spent time in jail in 2000 after a court ordered drug test came up positive for cocaine.

Lets see how long before he takes that last limo ride to the cemetery gates to join Whitney. At least the two of them will leave us another train wreck in the form of their kind-of-brother-loving-but-not-really-related daughter as she talks about getting into the show biz that made he parents into the shiny examples of parenthood that are.