Nick Stahl: Lost… Found… Lost Once Again

Nick Stahl seems to be playing Houdini once again.

A week after the actor decided to call it quiets on Rehab he [Nick Stahl] seems to have gone the route of “Whereabouts Unknown” for a second time as in as many months.

According to E! Online, 32 year-old Stahl went to stay at a friends house when he checked out of his rehab against medical advice, then was seen in downtown Los Angeles and no one has seen him since. That was Thursday.

"Now he's disappeared. We can't find him anywhere," an un-named source told E! of the so-far futile search efforts. "He has not made contact with anyone. We are all just desperately looking for him ... Everyone just wants him to come home. It's a terrible situation. We are searching, but we have no solid leads."

It was been widely speculated that Stahl is fond of the Skid Row area of LA, a place where anyone of any stature in life can easily lose themselves in. If that is the case then we can believe that Stahl is back to old habits and it that is the case I see a steady rise from the odd makers that regulate the DEAD POOL of stars that seem to want to off themselves in an early fashion.

Then again sometimes the best medicine for whatever ails you -especially when it comes to drugs- is to just get out of Dodge and make your own way. Because in the end you have nobody to really rely on other than yourself when it comes to staying clean and sober.

Whatever the case good luck to you, Mr. Stahl

Until next time…

You Know You Want to Know: Season 6 Update for Jersey Shore

If Mtv’s “Jersey Shore” hasn’t yet jumped the shark then I think (and pray) this is the season for it.

Season 6 of the (somehow) famed show finds that soon-to-be the worlds worst mother, Snookie (just kidding, maybe she won’t be. But I have a feeling that we have already had and seen a little taste of what is to come with that other famed idiot mother: THE TAN MOM, Patricia Krentcil) won’t be living with her roommates in the house that stupidity built. TMZ reports that Snookie, while she’ll be on the show, feels that she’ll be to far along in her [Snookie] pregnancy to live in the atmosphere that has made the show popular and will have her own little pad near the Shore House.

In related news from the Shore, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino fresh out of rehab for substance abuse will still be part of the cast.

Sorrentino recently disclosed in an interview with MTV News' Sway Calloway, that he was back on the mend and it has been hard [dealing with sobriety], but he just has to take it one day at a time. Sorrentino has regretted what happened between him and fellow idiot, Snookie, saying that he regretted hurting Snooki's feelings in the past and that if he could turn back time he would definitely do things differently.

On how he feels about the rest of his housemates, Sorrentino states that he doesn’t hold any grudges. “Looking back, I see how I went from being the hero in the first two seasons to a "villain" in seasons three, four and five. At that time I didn't mind," he said about his slide to the dark side. "I figured somebody's gotta be the villain. [But] I'm definitely not that person today for sure. I don't have any animosity towards anybody."

When asked if he plans on going out to the usual Shore hang outs, Sorrentino stated: “Hell Yeah!” and when asked if that was a wise idea and didn’t he think that it might damage his progress with sobriety he told Sway, “Nah. I’m a changed man. I wake every day these days with a smile, happy to be alive. Happy to have the family that I have. Happy to have the fans that I have, the friends. Happy to be involved in the show ... almost like a smell-the-roses moment. I'm happy where I'm at, man. I love what I do ... I know where I am and I know where I'm gonna be and that's all that counts."

Sounds like a royal love fest is going to be happening this season. I one can’t wait to miss. That and the old adage: Add a baby in the mix when there wasn’t one before and it is pretty much series death.

The only bright side I see is possibility of getting to watch Sorrentino fall off the wagon on to his face, although I have a feeling that Mtv producers won’t let that happen. At least not this season. If the ratings tank then you know that they’ll be waving drinks under his nose.

From Jersey to Jersey Back to Jersey

What was I just saying yesterday about “Hollywood Speak”? Oh, yeah, that rest means rehab.

Seems like everyone’s not so favorite reality star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino sort of kind of miss spoke when he said that wasn’t in rehab but somewhere undisclosed to get a much needed rest after his tough schedule of back to back seasons of the Shore and his umpteen appearances he seems to make. Where the hell these appearances take place and who the hell really wants to see this guy (or any of the Shore personnel) is beyond me. But hey, what the fuck do I know? Anyway, it so appears that The Situation is in fact in rehab (at the Cirque Lodge) for a, I quote here, “addiction to prescription meds.” What befuddles my mind is that if I was the one that was tired and beat up by the many things that I am doing why am I taking prescription meds? I would think I would need something that would keep me going so I could do all the things that I want to do. I don’t know about you, but prescription meds seem to slow me down and mellow me out. Now, I don’t dispel the notion that The Situation (or the Sitch to his budsters) has a substance problem with that particular drug but I think that there is more to it than that. As for the next season the Shore who knows what it’s going to look like. I mean the rumor mill has it that Mtv is already searching for a possible replacement for the much pregnant Snookie and now if the Sitch is on the mend from a drug problem would it be wise to put a person that is in a supposed recovery back in the same situation (lol… pun intended) that seems to have caused the problem in the first place? Only time will tell. I know I am at the edge of seat… NOT!



Anyhow, in other Jersey alum news, would you pay 50 bucks to join a site and then 15 a minute to talk to Jersey drop out Angelina Pivarnick? Thought not. But she turns out be one of the “A Listers” for a new 1-800 call thingy named Dial A Star. This site boosts the awesomeness of quality celebs such as Dina Lohan -you know her as mother of the fucking year. She comes in at 25 a minute. Her fantastic ex-hubby, Michael (surprise surprise) is also on this site. God forbid that Dina one ups him. However, dear old Michael only comes in at a cool 18 dollars a minute. Maybe next time, Mike, is the time that you might out do her. Doubt it though. Other notables include: Brace (Showtime’s “Gigolos”) for 20; Nadya Suleman ( Octomom) for 12; Danielle Staub (Real Housewives of New Jersey) at 18, I don’t know why anyone would want to talk to her but she is on there; and Tila Tequila for 20. Imagine what she’ll open up… lol… about that is. The list goes on but you can get most of those from the back of most porn mags and probably at a much reduced price.



And lastly, and by that I mean lastly, I happened upon another Mtv alum -they’re just coming out of the wood work today- in the form of has-been Pauly fucking Shore. You remember him, right? Thought not as well… lol… In case not, Pauly Shore was once an Mtv mainstay of the late 80’s early to mid 90’s celeb (I use that term for him loosely) who went by the persona “The Weasel”. In other words he is suppose to be a comedian, but unfortunately to be a comedian one has to be funny. Which he is not. Now with that said, some did find his antics funny for a time. Then again we have to remember this was the time of Pee Wee Herman (before the whole jerking off in the theater thing), and other annoying funny men. Regrettably, though, while he has aged his act has not. Hell, even Eddie Murphy changed his act somewhat, but for Pauly Shore he seems have caught Dice Clayitiss of never evolving. But if you want you can check out his new show on the CMT network (like Mtv but only country and, again, like Mtv doesn’t show videos in lieu of great reality programming and poorly made shows) you are more than welcome. He plays a mobster’s son from (where the fuck else) New Jersey who is in hiding from other mob families. Pauly stated that it is part Jersey Shore, part “Son in Law” (that would be a movie he filmed back in 1993. What did I say about evolving as a comedian?). However, I won’t be. What it’s called I can’t remember.



Well until next time, keep the booze cold and the hotties hot.