Farrah Abraham: The Kim Jung-Un of Reality TV?

When Farrah Abraham, like the retarded North Korean Dictator, Kim Jung-Un, speaks people only half listen. And when she is done they just shake their heads and laugh. (As in the her latest attempt to keep her irrelevant self somehow relevant in the minds of the pop-culture world: Her “so-called” sex tape.) And that is the problem [Farrah] Abraham faces. Something she doesn’t like one bit.

Taking a page from other pop-culture nightmares in the likes of Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton (just to name two) who gained fame and notoriety with their own sex tapes, Farrah [Abraham] looks to want to try one as well. The problem is that, while the others who make tapes of the sexual adventures they partake in, usually make them with the thought of it never seeing the light of day (or so they say), she [Farrah] made hers with the full intention of it being “leaked” to the media. First it was played off that there wasn’t a tape. Hell, even her mom weighing in saying that her daughter wasn’t that type of person. Only to have those words thrown back into her face. Especially when sex tape co-star, Porn Actor James Deen got cornered by TMZ and he pretty much said that it was all a giant production.  

It has been a long and challenging career path Abraham has been on. First she appeared on Mtv’s 16 and Pregnant when she learned that she got knocked up by her, then, boyfriend. And where the other would be parents on that show fought with their baby-daddies, Abraham’s was deceased. Her sob story garnered her to appear on Mtv’s next installment: Teen Mom. Both programs showed the daily hardships of being a parent. And where, like before in 16 and Pregnant, Farrah rose above the idiocy that the other cast brought down about themselves, Abraham was the more responsible one; acting like a real parent. But by this time it seems that Abraham had caught the glitz-bug of the showbiz life. And when the show wrapped last August, it seemed that her career had wrapped as well as she fell to the wayside of things as her co-stars of the show made the rounds of the tabloid mag world with their exploits in inanity. Even though, still playing the good girl card, Abraham not only released a book entitled My Teenage Dream Ended she did what most pop-reality-stars do: put out a music video for a song that she wrote and recorded. When that seemed to be a quick flash in the pan Abraham came out with a pasta sauce. Which then lead to bikini modeling. But like many other wannabes her age, Farrah Abraham’s star just didn’t want to stay lit.

Feeling the sting of irrelevancy at the much benign age of 21, Abraham has now followed suit with her co-stars. First of which: late night lingerie parties at bars, making out with other girls. Then the DUI. All of which had her front page on TMZ. Although she fought that her actions were nothing. The DUI was a mistake the cops made because she was just moving the car from one parking space to another, and the whole party girl atmosphere was being taken completely out of context. Then the rumors of the tape. Of how it wasn’t true. That is until the “great woman, mother and entrepreneur” (Abraham’s quote. Not mine.), who, confesses that she made the tape for pure “personal viewing pleasure when she is older... so that she will have her best years to look back on”, dropped it that she was willing to part with it for a cool 2 million.

Nicole Clark, media activist and director of the documentary Cover Girl Culture stated that society has taught this young woman and many others that “shock and awe” gets attention. [Nicole] Clark goes on to say, “that being a sex object is highly valued by our culture. We reward immature and trashy behavior... glaze over and ignore those who are making a positive difference in our world. It is a sad reflection that many girls have learned from our society, over which Hollywood has a huge influence...”

Clark is right to say it is sad. Especially when there is an entire new generation being raised not only by TV, but by parents that look at these individuals on these programs as something to be admired. When in truth all of them are far from it. But like I have stated before in other posts on this subject, people like Farrah Abraham or that of, say, Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, lend me all the fodder I need for some of my fiction writing (or that of Blogging). Because, in truth, I love to write these types of characters. It is just too much fun.  

The Nicole Clark quote came from Fox News.Com’s “Mtv Star Farrah Abraham’s Porn Video ‘a new low of lows,’ Experts say by: Holly McKay,

Other sources include: TMZ and other Internet pages.

Generation F*cktard

Hunter S. Thompson proclaimed the 1980s to be the “Generation of Swine” assuming that the US social landscape was populated by greed and immortality of the obscene; Where Hunter Thompson saw “brainless freaks”, “money-sucking animals” and “greed crazed lunatics” this generation is made up of half-wits, inane no-doers; a generation that thinks that they are special for doing pretty much nothing. Just believing that since they are born they need to be followed. We have replaced our Hemingways, Brandos, and Einsteins with a new crop of “not-so-reality” stars the likes of which include Snookie, Jwow, and the Honey Boo-Boo clan. (And lets not forget Mtv’s new awesomeness of mental fucktards whose swimming hole is in the shadows of a nuclear power plant.) A generation shat forth from frothy vaginas of the swine that became over-barring soccer moms hell-bent on making sure that their crass little spawns did not have to do anything other than be famous. Because we all need to be famous, right? Never mind any of that being creative, or that of talent, or intelligence. No you just have to be able to video yourself doing the most moronic thing possible and not die, make funny monkey noises as you roll around drunk on the floor, or, hell, just make a sex tape with someone sort of kind of famous. Then sell it to TMZ and E!. The latter of which will more than likely give you your own television show. If not then there is always Mtv.

So it sort of surprised me that when El President-aye Obama, in his Inauguration Speech, said that this was this generation’s task to carry on what the pioneers began. Really, President Obama? Have you not laid eyes on the so-called role models that plague this generation? I know you are not that secular of a person, hidden away and only surrounded by cherry picked people. Hell, some of these idiots where actually part of your campaign.

I am not saying that this entire generation is completely made of up brainless retarded zombies. Not at all. I know that there are plenty of people that are talented, and creative, and smart. While some do break out from under the pile of shit of society’s fucktarded, we do not like to prop up most of them. As it is much easier to sit back and watch the carousel of clusterfuck that is “The Real Housewives of Whatever”, “Dance Moms”, and the ever awesome “Bad Girls Club”. Just to name a few.

The Week In Review of Idiot News From Planet-Moron

DATELINE: PLANET-MORON (aka EARTH), A PLACE WHERE IDIOCY KNOWS NO BOUNDS

To say that haven’t become a nation of “Pop-Culture Fascists” would be an utter and total lie of the greatest magnitude, because in truth we thrive on shit that flashes across what my grandparents called the idiot box. But -while they were talking about made up, scripted programming and not the awesomeness that is reality television- they could not comprehend the fact of how, we, as a nation would follow the daily lives of idiots and the nonsensical as they trot across the screen in some seemingly reality and hang on their every virtue; wanting to know about every bowel movement. Like somehow what they see is in someway ‘reality‘. How sad has one’s life become when this is the joy look they forward too on a daily basis?

“Have you seen the latest happenings on "Real Housewives of Some Cuntville?”’

No? How can that be?”

“Did you see who won ’America’s Most Fakest Stooge Show? Weren’t they great? I voted like a thousand times for an eight hundred dollar phone bill!”

“No? What the hell’s the matter with you?”

“Have you heard and seen the latest about some put together, made for tv and I don’t know why they are famous famous-person and how they might be pregnant and were only married for a two hours?”

“NO?! Are you even alive?!”

Sadly this is the case for most of the mouth breathers we call fellow humans. So let me be Mr. Hypocrite and Devil’s Advocate and go over some of my favorite things of idiocy that flashed across my field of vision shall we:

DATELINE: PORNO

Turns out that Octomom, Nadya Suleman, has found a new use for her… well, her womanly regions (her pussy) in the form of putting things in rather than pushing things out. Like her eight-tuplets (truth be told, those eight kids were delivered by C-Section and not naturally) or her 6 other children for that matter.

Last month the 36 year-old Suleman was in the news for supposedly being an unfit parent but charges were never filed on the complaint, then Suleman filed Chapter 7 Bankruptcy (April 30^th) because her hopes and dreams of being the next and reality tv incarnation of Angelina Jolie never panned out the way she hoped, and the obvious cost of having like more than a dozen children -all together- having a huge effect on the paycheck especially when one doesn’t have one. However, Suleman, did say that she would do anything to support them. Enter the porn industry and the people who thrive on that type of shit, because someone (according to TMZ) must of made a offer she could not refuse because Suleman will be starring in an upcoming (solo I might add) X-rated feature. Although during an interview with the Today Show, Suleman explained that she would never do full-on porn, saying: "I won't touch other human flesh. The only flesh I'm touching is my own . . . I will not lose my grip of my deeply indoctrinated morals and values."

Yeah, okay. Because we think or actually care or believe about your “deeply indoctrinated morals and values”. Whatever!

What I am waiting for, however, is for her spawn to turn into drug crazed, cabalistic rage monkeys and search out a one Dr. Michael Kamrava (who was expelled in 2009 from the American Society for Reproduction Medicine for his crimes against nature. Meaning allowing people to have 8 kids at one time) for allowing their mother to go forth with this idiotic idea.

On a related note, Suleman was reportedly going to be swinging from a stripper pole as well at Florida’s T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach. But (again reported by TMZ) Suleman has opted out of the gig because of the interview she saw (or heard about) that aired on WPEC12 with who would be her fellow employees. A bartender at the club stated: “She’s got a lot of mouths to feed, so it was only a matter of time before she began stripping. She must be a little crazy. Normal people don’t have that many children.” And a manager added that he didn’t expect her [Suleman] to be experienced when it comes to the pole-work, “but I’ll say she’s going to be entertaining.”

But Suleman recently did rake in more than the $10,000 for posing topless for a British magazine.

DATELINE: RELIGIOUS ASSHOLES

Ah, good old serpent handling. You have to love that part of religion that doesn’t seem to want to die or fade away into the background of the modern world. At least not in the South.

Case in point: Holy Ghost-filled speaking-in-tongues Pentecostal pastor Mark Wolford, 44 (and just like dear old dad had before him), died this week after his rattlesnake bit him during a church ritual at an outdoor service being held at Panther Wildlife Management Area in West Vigini (Virginia). Wolford was carrying on the ancient tradition of snake-handling at the time of his demise. People like Wolford point to scripture as evidence that God calls them to engage in such a practice to show their faith in him. That is according to Mark 16: 17-18. And I quote -the bible: "And these signs shall follow them that believe: In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues. They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

Ye-ah. Guess God was either in the can at the time or Wolford wasn’t as righteous as he thought.

Wolford’s sister, Robin Vanover, told the Washington Post that 30 or so minutes into his [Wolford’s] service he began to pass around the poisonous timber rattler. "He laid it on the ground," Vanover said in the interview, "and sat down next to the snake, and it bit him on the thigh." However, instead of being taken to, I don’t know, a hospital, Wolford was transported to a family member's home in Bluefield about 80 miles away to recover. But only as the situation worsened, was he taken to a hospital where he later died.

For those of you who want to attend the funeral services, Wolford’s church, The Apostolic House of the Lord Jesus in Matoaka, will host a viewing Friday and the actual funeral service will be on Saturday morning. Wolford will be buried at the Hicks Family Plot in Phelps, Ky.

DATELINE: MASSACHUSETTS

Here is an odd little story from the East Coast.

Turns out that that sunscreen you just put on to sit in the sun is, strangely enough, quite flammable.

Brett Sigworth apparently didn’t know that either.

Because after he [Sigworth] applied some Banana Boat to keep from roasting under the sun he caught fire.

According to Dan Dillard, CEO of the Burn Prevention Network, believes the sunscreen might not have fully absorbed into Sigworth's skin and the droplets from the aerosol spray might have still been in the air. Dillard states: "As he [Sigworth] approached the Bar-B-Cue flame, the charcoal simply caught the vapor trail and it follows the vapor trail to where the bulk of the substance is, which is on his body."

Banana Boat say that there will be a prompt investigation of the incident. They have also stated that they are unaware of any similar incidents of that nature. But there is, surprisingly enough, a warning on the back of the sunscreen bottles that reads: "Flammable, don't use near heat, flame or while burning." But nothing about after it is applied.

The result of Sigworth turning into the Human Torch is a case of second-degree burns.



DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD

Former child star, and hopefully the next Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes plead not guilty for her… um, alleged drunk driving arrest that took place on April 6^th when she, um, sort of- kind of ran her car into a LA County Sheriff’s. Even though, Amanda kept saying how she didn’t drink she refused to take a sobriety test and in California -and all other states- was automatically arrested for DUI.

Bynes was not required to appear in Beverly Hills Superior Court on Wednesday, so she didn’t. Bynes having her lawyer enter her plea on her behalf. Instead the 26 year-old Bynes went on a drunken rant (okay, I have no proof that Bynes was drunk at the time, but in my opinion either she was or/and is a complete fucking moron for doing this) on her Twitter page as she [Bynes] called on the President of the United States, Barack Obama to have, and I quote: "Hey @BarackObama... I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end.” Even though paparazzi having been trailing Bynes for weeks as she visits various night clubs.

Rick Bynes, Amanda’s dear ol’ Dad, told People magazine after her April arrest that his daughter "didn't have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn't drink."

Okee-Dokee. But then again what the hell is he suppose to say.

DATELINE: NYC

And last but not least and probably one of my favorites.

New York City Mayor, Michael Bloomberg has donned the armor of the righteous and set his site upon the dreaded 32oz BIG GULP. A war that is destined to be heard through the ages. Not because of it’s popularity but because it is so god damn retard.

Specifically the ban that Bloomberg wants would require that restaurants, movie theaters and sports arenas no longer sell sugary sodas in sizes larger than 16 fluid ounces. Although the ban does NOT prevent the sale in supermarkets, juices, diet sodas or alcoholic beverages of the same sizes. Our new superhero mayor wants to get a handle on the growing of America’s growing Americans. Stating to the New York Times that: "Obesity is a nationwide problem, and all over the United States, public health officials are wringing their hands saying, 'Oh, this is terrible.' New York City is not about wringing your hands; it's about doing something." Bloomberg also stated that anyone who thinks that they are going to die from thirst because they can no longer get a 32 ouncer can just buy two drinks or just get a refill. A statement that makes me chuckle because basically I think Bloomberg thinks that us as FAT Americans are too lazy to get up and waddle to the counter for said refill. The Mayor also dismissed claims that the ban encroaches on people’s rights, saying on the Today Show that the ban is NOT “exactly” taking away your freedom; it is not something that out Founding Fathers fought for.

Really? I think that maybe fucking Bloomberg should take a fucking history lesson, because that (while it wasn’t “soda”) that is EXACTLY what our Founding Fathers were fighting for. For fucking righteous assholes like him to stop limiting and/or telling us how to live our lives. Because assholes like him [Bloomberg] think that we should become a Nanny State where the smarter government people know what is best for us.

Blow me!

Again this idiotic law does NOT ban sugary coffees, or energy drinks that contain twice as much sugar in a smaller can than the fucking 32oz does. If fucking Bloomberg was so fucking worried about the waist line of his fellow fucking Americans and so fucking worried about diabetes, heart attacks, high blood pressure and other obesity-related illnesses then what about you all the fast food? (San Francisco has, however, a ban on HAPPY MEAL) How about I can walk into any doughnut shop in NYC, order a fucking dozen doughnuts and sit out front eat them all. Or is that next on your list of freedoms that the Founding Fathers didn’t fight for.

This is the type of thing that happens when somebody throws out the term: THINK OF THE CHILDREN because some twat thinks it takes a village to raise kids. No, sorry, it doesn’t. It only takes a parent. But these same righteous fools say look at the parents because they can not teach their kids the right way to eat. How about this: how about lets make healthy eating a tad bit cheaper. Because it is pretty god damn expensive to eat healthy despite the lie that we are constantly told how it doesn’t cost more that non-healthy items.

I think it is time send these assholes packing. Regardless of what idiotic party they are from. Because, lets face it, both parties pretty much suck ass. Because last time I checked America was supposed to be the home of the FREE. But now it is as long as it is not smoking, wanting gays to marry, fast food, sodas ect… ect… the list grows daily.

Until the next time we meet…

Justin Bieber: Looks Like The Bieber Is Getting His Tough Guy On

When I think of the Bieber (in truth I never do unless I hear or see his name, like today) the last thing I’m thinking about is him being anything that resembles a tough guy.

Turns out that the Bieb is out to change that perception.

It looks on Sunday and is being reported that the Bieb assaulted a paparazzo as he (Bieber) and his girlfriend, Selena Gomez were leaving a shopping center in Calabasas, Calif when witnesses say that the Bieb, pissed that he was being photographed, rushed from the van he was getting into and had, shall-we-say: words with the cameraman. According to a press release from the Malibu Sheriff's Office, the photographer reported that the singer "physically battered" him during the confrontation and needed medical attention. The Photog was later released from an area hospital.

Although, witnesses did tell TMZ that that the photographer had trapped the Bieb's car and refused to move it which ultimately caused the altercation and afterwards that the photographer was then approached by a lawyer who happened to be there and advised him that he should call the police and make a report.

The Bieb, however, made his escape before officers arrived on scene.

LA County Sheriffs are investigating the incident and plan on interviewing the teenage singer.

I guess the Bieb has found some balls while hanging out with Rappers and Boxers or is at least trying to appear that way. That, and how sad is that the photog needed medical attention after his run in with the Bieb.

So far there has been no word from the Bieb’s peeps and he (Bieber) took to Twitter -his favorite mouth piece- and told followers the he was "gonna focus on the important stuff. the music."

You Know You Want to Know: Season 6 Update for Jersey Shore

If Mtv’s “Jersey Shore” hasn’t yet jumped the shark then I think (and pray) this is the season for it.

Season 6 of the (somehow) famed show finds that soon-to-be the worlds worst mother, Snookie (just kidding, maybe she won’t be. But I have a feeling that we have already had and seen a little taste of what is to come with that other famed idiot mother: THE TAN MOM, Patricia Krentcil) won’t be living with her roommates in the house that stupidity built. TMZ reports that Snookie, while she’ll be on the show, feels that she’ll be to far along in her [Snookie] pregnancy to live in the atmosphere that has made the show popular and will have her own little pad near the Shore House.

In related news from the Shore, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino fresh out of rehab for substance abuse will still be part of the cast.

Sorrentino recently disclosed in an interview with MTV News' Sway Calloway, that he was back on the mend and it has been hard [dealing with sobriety], but he just has to take it one day at a time. Sorrentino has regretted what happened between him and fellow idiot, Snookie, saying that he regretted hurting Snooki's feelings in the past and that if he could turn back time he would definitely do things differently.

On how he feels about the rest of his housemates, Sorrentino states that he doesn’t hold any grudges. “Looking back, I see how I went from being the hero in the first two seasons to a "villain" in seasons three, four and five. At that time I didn't mind," he said about his slide to the dark side. "I figured somebody's gotta be the villain. [But] I'm definitely not that person today for sure. I don't have any animosity towards anybody."

When asked if he plans on going out to the usual Shore hang outs, Sorrentino stated: “Hell Yeah!” and when asked if that was a wise idea and didn’t he think that it might damage his progress with sobriety he told Sway, “Nah. I’m a changed man. I wake every day these days with a smile, happy to be alive. Happy to have the family that I have. Happy to have the fans that I have, the friends. Happy to be involved in the show ... almost like a smell-the-roses moment. I'm happy where I'm at, man. I love what I do ... I know where I am and I know where I'm gonna be and that's all that counts."

Sounds like a royal love fest is going to be happening this season. I one can’t wait to miss. That and the old adage: Add a baby in the mix when there wasn’t one before and it is pretty much series death.

The only bright side I see is possibility of getting to watch Sorrentino fall off the wagon on to his face, although I have a feeling that Mtv producers won’t let that happen. At least not this season. If the ratings tank then you know that they’ll be waving drinks under his nose.

Dateline Hollywood: Nick Stahl, Missing

Nick Stahl, star of the fantastic but short lived HBO show, “Carnival“; “Sin City“, and probably best known for “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines“, has been reported missing.

On Monday Stahl’s wife, Rose Stahl, filed a missing person’s report stating that she had not seen the 32 year-old actor since May 9^th and fears that he may be lost amongst the lost souls of the Skid Row area of Los Angeles -where she [Rose Stahl] says he has been frequenting- and may be addicted to drugs.

Back in February of this year [2012] Stahl’s wife filed papers in LA County Court "expressing serious concerns that Nick may be using drugs”, and she fears drugs are intrinsically related to his disappearance. However, at the moment the 32 year old actor's representative declined to comment on the situation. Stahl has two movies currently in post-production and he is due to star in “Away From Here“, alongside Alicia Witt and “American Dream“, to be directed by Janusz Kaminsky, known for his work on Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.

Stahl and his wife have been married for the past three years and have a daughter. The two, however, have been estranged for the past few months, and [Rose] Stahl filed for full custody of their two-year-old daughter, Marlo Murphy Stahl. [Rose] Stahl had also requested that Nick only be granted visitations with these restrictions: all visits must be monitored by a professional visitation monitor; he [Nick] must pay for the monitor, and he must submit to a drug test proving he hadn’t used drugs or alcohol within 24 hours of the visitation and the results must be provided to [Rose] Stahl at least six hours prior the visit. [Rose] Stahl had also requested child support do to the fact that she does not have a job and Nick reportedly made $500,000 last year [2011].

Nick confidently declared at the age of 4 that acting would be his future after his mother, Donna, took him to a see child‘s play. Soon after commercials and community plays followed, and two television movies were also released in the early 90s. Stahl would not get the breakthrough he needed until 1993’s “The Man Without a Face” where he starred along side Mel Gibson. For the past decade Nick [Stahl] has been best known for more edgier indie films.

Stahl, as of late, has had legal problems. This year Stahl was arrested for not paying the full amount of a cab bill. Where after arriving at his destination, Stahl told the driver he didn't have the money to pay. The driver then flagged down a police officer and Stahl was arrested and forced to put up $500 in bail before being released.

Some believe that this part of the “curse” of the John Connor role for the Terminator series. Thomas Dekker, who played Connor in the TV series "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" was arrested for DUI in 2009, and Edward Furlong, who was Connor in "T-2," was also arrested for DUI and was served with a restraining order by his ex-wife. Furlong has been reported to have a drug and alcohol problem as well.

"The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" don’t like Black People

Holy shit, where is Kanye West when you need him to bust from the phone booth and defend the underprivileged? Why? I’ll tell you why.



Turns out that the ABC shows the "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" don’t like black people.

TMZ is reporting that two African Americans will be filing suit against producers for the show. The two plaintiffs, Christopher Johnson, who is an all American football player, and Nathaniel Claybrooks supposedly went to a Nashville hotel to audition for the role of The Bachelor and upon their arrival were taken to the side of the room and left out of the "normal audition process.” Johnson even goes as far to claim that a producer said to him, "What are you doing here?" before being left out of the audition. And since neither was called back, they believe it was because of their race was the deciding factor.



The funny this is, is that I have heard this story before about a different show from a friend.

A friend of mine, who will remain nameless, told me just the other day that him and another friend of his were going to audition for (not the Bachelor) a new dating show being filmed and where told straight away that they didn’t fit the mold they were looking for. But, however, they were not denied from auditioning for the show but the producers were pretty up front that they were more than likely NOT going to be called back because the producers were unsure on how to market them.

Both Christopher Johnson and Nathaniel Claybrooks say that they will be filing a class action law suit in federal court as early as Wednesday (04/18/2012). ABC, Warner Horizon Television, Next Entertainment, NZK Productions and creator Mike Fleiss will be named in the suit and will not be getting any roses for it.

In the show’s defense (which in truth isn’t one), I am not really sure who the hell wants to be on any of this stupid ass shows to begin with and I am still wondering on who just is watching this crap of the crap that seems to be on television. Because other than E’s THE SOUP no one talks about any of this crap. Oh, wait. ACCESS HOLLYWOOD’s Billy Bush does. But THAT is a whole different matter.

Former Nickelodeon Actress, Amanda Bynes, Jailed

Do we have another celeb. on course to train wreck ville?



I don’t know but I sure hope. The pool of celebrity goof-balls is growing a tad thin lately with old favorites either dying off (Whiney. Amy Whinehouse) or getting on the wagon (Brit). But we have a new person to add to the ranks of possible’s.

Former Nickelodeon actress, Amanda Bynes seems to be moving up the ranks from Triple A into realm of professional partier. GossipCop (who broke the story),TMZ and E News reports that the 26 year old actress has been arrested for DUI after she apparently side swiped a squad that she was trying to pass. And when stopped, the officers deemed her unfit to drive and slapped on the metal bracelets around 3 a.m. local (LA) time. As of the moment Bynes is still behind bars with a $5000 set bail.

Lately Bynes has been seen making the rounds of the party scene, hitting several nightclubs a week, (although I’m trying to see how that is different from any other twenty something, I was even known to hit clubs and bars and dives nightly throughout my twenties, and, possibly my thirties. However, this isn’t about me… lol.) and last St. Patrick’s Day TMZ cameras caught Bynes leaving a party at Greystone Manor and that she appeared to be way past the point of no return on the inebriated scale. And a week before that Bynes allegedly took off on a cop that was writing her a ticket for talking on her cell phone to only later to end up at the station to sign it.

I guess with the way she has been of late this latest situation Amanda Bynes now finds herself in is a fitting birthday gift, as she turned 26 this past April 3^rd.

Keep up the good times, Amanda. We have high hopes for ya.

Hottie Turned Nottie as Former "That 70's Show" Star Arrested

You can’t say it was a slow weekend when it came to Hollywood’s society of train wrecks. Not by a long shot.



This time around former blonde hottie, Lisa Robin Kelly (42) of “That 70’s Show” fame (you remember that sit-com, right? Ashton Kutcher in the pre-Mr. Demi Moore days) was arrested early Saturday on domestic abuse of her live in boyfriend. She claims, however, that it was her that was roughed up and THAT she was the one to call the police. Saying to TMZ that the man she allegedly attacked ran off before the cops arrived and when he later showed up at the LA Sheriff’s station she believes that he scratched himself.

Kelly was released on $50,000 bond and official charges are yet to be filed.

Kelly is best known for her stint on the FOX television show, “That 70’s Show” (1998-2006) portraying promiscuous older sister, Laurie Forman, who liked to turn the screws of discomfort on her younger brother, Eric (Topher Grace). Strangely, Kelly was let go and replaced in the fifth season and since then has really done much in the way of acting.

However, this incident isn’t the first run in with the law. Besides an arrest in 2000, Kelly was charged with DUI in 2010 in North Carolina where she was sentenced to 12 months unsupervised probation and fined.

From the haggard look of her mugshot, I might have to add Kelly to my 2012 DEADPOOL, especially after being burned by the death of Whitney. And I say that even with the Connecticut native saying, “I am clean and sober and I have made a lot of progress.”



Only time will tell.

It’s getting Crazy up in Crazy Town’s, Shifty's, ICU

Who knew that Shifty Shellshock was a daddy? Not me, but I am sure fans knew.



Turns out the Shifty’s ex, Jasmine Lennard, and mother of his 2 year old son was pretty clueless in the goings on with her ex-man. Finding not from family but friends that he was in an unresponsive coma (rumor mill has it that Shifty may in fact be brain dead), and when Jasmine rushed to the hospital she was apparently grabbed by Shifty’s sister resulting into a full blown argument that had security interjecting.



Seems that Shifty’s family is solely blaming her for his relapse back into drugs that is seemingly the reason for the coma in the first place. TMZ reports that Jasmine left him over the Christmas holiday basically because of his relapse.

Jasmine Lennard shot to fame in 2005 when she was finalist in Rachel Hunter’s British reality show “MAKE ME A SUPER MODEL”. Since then, Lennard, has carved out a career from the appearance and rifts between fellow models becoming a red carpet regular as well as a TV presenter. She also has had a role in 2005 Guy Ritchie film “REVOLVER” starring Jason Statham.

Lamar Dropped by the Mavs

Lol… Here is something funny. Keeping in the vain of “reality television“, TMZ is reporting along with ESPN that hubby of Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom, has been dropped by the Dallas Mavericks down to their NBA D (development level) League the Texas Legends. However, he will still be paid his 8.9 million dollar salary -must be nice, right? to suck ass all season and still get paid that amount of cash.

This season has been the worst ever for the NBA player and has since struggled to find a rhythm since being traded to Dallas. But the trade hasn’t seemed cause him any problems when it comes to toting around with his wife and her television show. Maybe he should do less of that and more on the court. But hey, what the fuck do I know? He’s the one still getting a awesome pay check for sucking while I have to go out and earn pennies and cant ever get it wrong. But those are the brakes.