Saturday, April 7, 2012

Relationship Made in the Realms of Douche Baggery



If you haven’t heard, or cared, looks like reality star (and I say that as loosely as her… lol… well, you get the point) Kim Kardashian is once again in love and has a new bo in the likes of the king of all douche bags, Kanye West.

Reports say the douche-y couple were seen seeing the “Hunger Games” movie in The Big Apple and enjoying a quiet dinner together at Kim’s favorite eatery, Serafina.

As for poor Kris Humphries it seems that he doesn’t care who his soon to be ex is dating. Taking the same road NFL running back, Reggie Bush, and is trying to stay as far from her [Kim] as humanly possible. Stating when asked about what he thought of the newest douche-y power couple dating that he was completely indifferent and unfazed by who Kim was dating. Concentrating on his divorce being finalized. But that didn’t stop Kayne from being a douche and sending out a jab at the soon to be ex Mr. Kardashian, saying that he could call his pal, Jay-z and have him kicked off the Nets. Unfortunately for Kanye (he should probably check into whether his friend has that kind of clout) Jay-z has no say in any of the personal or the Nets’ roster. But hell, when did that ever stop Kanye from speaking out of his ass. The guy has made a career out it.

As for Kim, she has bigger problems on whether he ex cares or what new bo says, since she [Kim] has found herself directly in the crosshairs of PETA after her little run in with the group and the happy person that decided to douse her [Kim] with flower for her love of fur.

 

Maybe we’ll get lucky, since her [Kim] and Kayne both love to wear fur, that the two will get carpet bombed with something good.

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